Insomniac head spins in hectic vicinities
Take Audrey Hepburn, skip Breakfast at Tiffanies
Reckless epiphanies that hit from every angle
Wave around a banner but the shit aint star spangled
..a bloody Morgue symbol that’ll make your thoughts dwindle
Slowly turn your brain into detective John Kimball
Inject the wrong riddle in the top part of your cranium
More filled up that free bobble head night at Dodger Stadium
Got rotten titanium, can’t find the right medium
Don’t trust Arabians with schisty ingredients
A feisty comedian, got foul food for thought
And no one wants to go near your girl’s sour twat
Yo my crew’s on the top, while you’re all some false prophets
That stays on the bottom and gets shot by snot rockets
Toad the Wet Sprocket, I’m rocking and socking
At Laughlin, in sports books, unlocking the toxins
Talking to oxen and stopping the gossip
I swing combo locks at who shops at Hot Topic
Take your Jack Skellington skully and toss it
With scalp and brain tissue inside that’s gone softened.


Got zero ambition and no five year plan
Just your old friend Ekspan cutting jams for the fans
Cutting off hands, grubbing Spam from a can
Maybe Green Eggs and Ham, then rock some Onyx and Slam!!
Dr. Seuss rhyme scheme, my eyes burn from Visine
Did this for myself and I, fuck you Irene
The sirens are blinding while sides start dividing
Scatter like mice; let the cops try to find me
It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt
I say fuck the fame and stay scum of the earth
Came from the dirt, remain froze in the Tundra
Mad dirty hoes blazing Marlboro One Hundreds
Ultra light thunder at Club Ted and Dasha’s
I take vodka shots and snuff wannabe rastas
Lotka from Taxi, drop comic relief
Vomit and leave, often mock your beliefs
Talking to the chief make your boss take a knee
Make like a tree and leave, stay lost at sea
Come sail away to an SCV sewer
Where fools think they’re cool but just stew in manure
Unruly maneuvers to snob connoisseurs
All sorts of slobs, now kabobs on the skewer
Chopped down to fewer, slow cooking from torches
Burn out your eyeballs then welcome misfortune.